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terça-feira, 27 de dezembro de 2011

Annoying fucking things.

Annoying fucking things. I have a blog mainly because I can write whatever the fuck I want in here. I claim this tiny space of internet as mine. Being so, today, I'm going to try not to judge in a very difficult exercise called "annoying fucking things". It's a fact, there are some things that annoy me. In the internet for instance, the so called photographers, and their pseudo-cool pics, that they take and show to everybody, specially from their iPhones, and all that instagram bullshit. Photographers on photographs taken while they are photographin' someone! This is almost like I grab this laptop and go somewhere and write the shit out of this blog, loud and clear so everybody can see I'm a writer. All this amount of bullshit annoys the shit out of me. Internet annoying shit #2! "I'm good as hell posts''. These appear on facebook and tweeter. Whatever the hipster dude or chick says it's automatically cool and everybody must follow. If your a public figure, like an actor or a musician, and you have people you don't know on your profiles, or your pages, just to make you feel good, with fans. First of all - YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE. Second of all, those people KNOW you don't give a fuck about them, but for 10 seconds of your life that you wasted on answering some shit to someone you don't know, they think - HE LOVES ME. Stop being a dick. Tell everybody you don't give a fuck. Grow a pair. People who think public figures will really bother with your insignificant lives compared to them - GROW THE FUCK UP. They are stars in the so called 'Hollywood Secret Society". No room for you. There's no room for me too, and every fucking time I mix with that ''hollywoodesque'' pieces of shit, I just want to drink their alcohol, and have their drugs. Nothing else. And I couldn't give less of a fuck about it.

Some girls and women annoy me too. I don't care if you're crazy, or futile, or whatever the fuck you want to be. Just don't pretend the shit out of it! It's annoying as fuck! And you know it. Everytime I see a fake bitch, a fake slut, a fake saint, and so on, I get really pissed of, because nobody's real anymore. Everybody wants to be some character, based on some series, that they don't even fully understand. They want to be just 'because'. I don't miss 'normal' people, because that would be bullshit. But I dearly miss REAL people. And that annoys me too. A few years ago, all this shit didn't annoy me, I was happier, and society was not half fucked up as it is nowadays. Today is just anarchy, back to the 60's. Whoop Dee Fuckin' Doo. Fake 60's, with fake people. And a whole lot of fake internet to promote all this fake shit. A few years ago, to be a hero you needed to change some shit. Nowadays you just have to 'fail like a boss", sing a song and put it on youtube, facebook, twitter. Instant fame is also annoying as fuck. And if you're part of it, you're also an asshole.

In short, stop being a dick and be fucking real. Don't give a shit about public figures because they don't give a shit about you although they always say 'love the fans'. And please, don't be someone you're not on the internet. That's just sad.

Yours truly,

Nathan Vendetta.

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